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這里是老鷹 107 老鷹 107 我們即將接近目標 This is Eagle 107, Eagle 107. Approaching, Delta target.
老鷹 107 呼叫基地 Eagle 107 to base. Eagle 107 to base.
我們找到了 大伙們 人面像真的存在 We found, found it. Hey guys, the lost canyon is real.
泰德 進來吃晚餐 Tad, dinner's ready.
再一分鐘就好 探險家才剛降落在挖掘基地 In a minute. The Explorer's just landed at the excavation site.
1017 呼叫基地 開始動工了 1017 equipment to the base. Digging started.
-泰德 找到寶物了嗎 -還沒 -Yo Tad, you found some treasure -Not yet.
-老兄 你絕對挖不到寶的 -真會逞能 -Dude, you find anything. -Looser.
-泰德 飯菜變涼 -就來了 -Tad, dinner's getting cold. -Coming.
一 二 再來三 One, two and three.
黃金嗎 黃金耶 Gold Gold.
是黃金 我找到第一件寶藏啦 Gold. I found my first treasure.
我們需要你 成為考古界精英 We Want You for the archeology elite.
哦 這是你父親其中的一只袖扣 他總說這是他的幸運袖扣 It's one of your father's cufflinks. He always said they were his lucky pair.
-哈 我終于不是失敗者了 -你當然不是 -Finally. I'm not a loser. -You sure aren't.
晚安 泰德 Good night, Tad.
等一下 你要先檢查房間有無怪物 Wait. You gotta check for monsters, first.
噢 我差點忘了 I almost forgot.
沒有 Clear
沒有 一只也沒有 All clear.
-爹地他什么都不害怕 對吧 -當然他會怕 -Dad wasn't afraid of anything, was he -Sure he was
但他有勇氣面對恐懼 But he had courage to face his fears.
那到底他是怕什么 What exactly was he afraid of
唉 他怕他乖兒子 從不準時就寢 ...that his little boy never got to sleep on time.
祝你有個美夢 我的乖孫 Sweet dreams, my little boy.
當你長大后 你會成為最棒的尋寶家 You'll be the best treasure hunter ,when you grow up.
喔 糟了 奶奶 Oh this is not good. Grandmother
你知道嗎 繃帶臉 有一天我會長大 到時你就嚇不了我 You know what bandaged face Some day I will grow up, and then you won't scare me.
秘魯大冒險
停下來 Stop.
把那白癡弄下來 免得他弄傷自個兒 Download that moron before he gets hurt
要不然 我就來告他 Or worse. I get sued.
小子 我回來了 吃超級餅干 Hey, boy. you're back. Super cookie
泰德 這是對你最后一次警告 別再懶懶散散了 Tad, this is your final warning. Stop goofing-off
但是 底下可能有重要的古物在里頭 But there could be important stuff down there.
是最后一回有古物 你是個建筑工人 不是考古學家 For the last time. You're a construction worker. Not an archaeologist.
而且 別帶那只癩痢狗來工作 And stop bringing this mangey mut to work.
它才不是癲痢狗 杰夫是依"湯瑪斯·杰弗遜"而命名... He's not a mangey mut. Jeff was named after Thomas Jefferson...
...他被視為美國考古學之父 who is considered the forefather of American archeology.
很有意思的事實 你不覺得嗎 Interesting factoid, right Don't you think
我給你另一個有意思的事實 你被開除了 Here's another interesting factoid. You're fired
泰德 天啊 你不能再這樣做了 Tad, man. You can't keep doing this.
這是你今年第七次 被開除了 This is the seventh time you've been fired this year.
怎說呢 我不可能永遠都會被開除 Well, I can't be fired forever.
你要怎么付房租 汽油錢 買狗食呢 How you gonna cover your rent and pay for gas And buy dog ??food
別替我擔心 大伙們 我真的感覺得到這會是個寶物 Do not worry about me, guys. I've really got something here, I can feel it.
再會了 See ya'.
大都會 博物館 Metropolitan Museum.
-泰德 -你好嗎 梅琳達 -Hey Tad. -How're you doin', Melinda
是麥斯摩登耶 Hey, it's Max Mordon.
-我是他的頭號粉絲 -是嗎 -I'm his number one fan. -Really
亨伯教授在嗎 我需要他幫我鑒定東西 Is Professor Humbert here I need him to authenticate anything.
有 他在辦公室 對了 順便把這信交給他 是急件 Yes, he's in his office. And take him this while you're at it. It's urgent.
沾了灰的急件 杰夫 你得待在這里等我 Urgent, humm Jeff, you have to wait here.
鎮定點 泰德 繃帶臉早死了 不會變活尸的 Come on Tad, they're dead. They are not zombies.
泰德 今天什么風把你吹來 你又帶來另一個新發現嗎 Thadeus, what brings you in today Did you make another one of your discoveries
這個重要發現 可是我今天在 大都會地下鐵的工地找到的 The discovery I found at the new metro station site, today.
我確定這件寶物會讓我邁進 麥斯摩登等級的第一步 I'm sure this is my first step to being the next Max Mordon.
別提到麥斯摩登這小丑 他把考古學戲弄成像媒體前的寵兒 Don't even mention that creadon. He turns archeology into a media circus.
讓我看看 Let me see.
二手買賣不是我的專長 還是讓我仔細鑒定一下 Second hand dealings not my field but let me have a look see.
我認為它值一大筆錢 吼吼 我可以買最棒的考古設備了 I read they're worth a fortune. I'll gonna' buy the best archeological equipment...
-很不幸地 只是量產品 -什么 -Unfortunately, it's just a replica. -What
你確定嗎 Are you sure
1999年出廠的 75周年限定收藏版 A limited edition of 1999.
別難過 湯瑪斯·杰弗遜曾說過... Do not feel bad. As Thomas Jefferson said...
千年之后 它將成為有價值的古物 in a thousand years will be a valuable archaeological find.
我的好泰德 我相信 終有一天你能找到有價值的古物 Thadeus, my boy. I'm sure you'll find something valuable one day.
別放棄你的夢想"要像顆滾石 繼續前進" Don't ever stop dreaming. Keep moving on like a rolling stone.
那也是湯瑪斯·杰弗遜的名言 Is that fromThomas Jefferson, too
不 是巴布·狄倫的歌詞 但很受用 對吧 No it's from Bob Dylan, but it's perfect, huh
謝謝你 教授 但 在經歷只找到假可樂瓶... Thank you Professor. But after finding a fake Coke bottle
一塊木頭做的月球巖石 中國制的伊楚利亞瓶甕 之后... a piece of moon rock made of wood, an Etruscan a vase, made in China...
我的夢已破碎了 My dreams are shattered.
-噢 我幾乎忘了 你的急件 -拉若夫寄來的 -Oh, I almost forgot. It's urgent. -Lavrof.
黃金城 那瘋老頭找到黃金城了 Paititi. This crazy old man has found Paititi
他找到什么 He found what
我不敢相信 他找到了 I can't believe it, he found it.
我等這刻已等30年了 泰德 I've been waiting for this moment for more than 30 years, Thadeus
天啊 你真有耐性 Man you're patient.
一把石板鑰匙 A key.
應該說是半把鑰匙 經過卅年后如今... More like half key. Now it seems that 30 years later...
拉若夫教授找到了 鑰匙的另外一半 Professor Lavrof has found the other half.
這就是他要我去秘魯 會合的緣故 That's why he wants me to go to Peru.
用快遞寄去不是比較便宜 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just with FedEx it
泰德 這是把通往黃金之城的鑰匙 Thadeus, this is the key to the golden city of Paititi.
是從上次發現圖坦卡門墓之后 最偉大的考古發現 The biggest archaeological discovery since King Tut's tomb.
真的 太棒了 Really Awsome
-什么 -怎樣了 -Rats -What
飛機將在今晚七點鐘起飛 哇 只剩二小時 The plane ticket is for today, 7 PM That's about two hours.
-我該怎么辦 -完全不用擔心 -What am I going to do -Don't worry about a thing.
"泰德·史東 包在身上" Tad Stone, on the case.
再多說些有關黃金城的事 So, tell me more about Paititi.
是這樣的 泰德 根據傳說... See Thadeus, according to legend...
五百年前印加人發現西班牙軍隊 500 years ago, when the Incas discovered
想要拿走他們所有的黃金... that the Spaniards wanted take all their gold...
他們向大地之母求助 they asked Mother Nature for help.
大地之母要他們把所有黃金 運到秘密之處-"帕蒂蒂" Mother Nature told them to take all the their gold to a secret place, Paititi.
一運到那里 他們就把黃金藏起來 換來的是... Once there, they hid treasure, and in exchange...
大地之母給了他們一尊 有魔力的黃金神像 Mother nature gave them a magic golden statue.
一尊金色帕蒂蒂的印弟安人像 具有神奇魔法的圖騰 Gold Indian of Paititi. A statue with magic powers.
守護它的人 將獲得永生不死的祝福 Whoever guards it will be blessed with the gift of immortality.
如今仍有人相信 他們還活著住在遺落的城市里... So that they do believe that they live in the Lost City
全是黃金印弟安神像的魔法力量所賜 thanks to the magic power of the Golden Indian.
-所以 他們還活著 -這只是個傳說 泰德 -So they are still alive -It's just a legend, Thadeus.
但這些石板鑰匙證實了 黃金城的存在 But these tablets prove, that the city exists.
動作快 登機門就要關了 Run. They're gonna' close the gates.
來 這個給你 當做紀念 Here, take this... as a momento.
-它是印弟安納·瓊斯的帽子 -印弟安納·瓊斯 -Belonged to Indiana Jones. -Indiana Jones
從沒聽過這名字 謝了 很棒的禮物 Never heard of him, but Thanks that's cool.
祝你旅途好運 Good luck with your trip.
你喜歡它嗎 杰夫 Do you like it, Jeff
松口 杰夫 Drop it.
快松口 教授等一下 Professor wait.
最后一次登機通知 杰若來·亨伯博士 杰若來·亨伯博士 Final boarding call for Doctor Jeremiah Humbert. Doctor Jeremiah Humbert...
教授 你的背包 Professor, your bag
警告 地板濕滑 CAUTION Slippery, wet floor
教授 Professor.
叫醫生過來 We need a medic.
你還好嗎 Are you OK
-嗯 還好 我只需要我的藥 -藥 好 馬上給你 -Yes, I'm fine I just need my pills. -Pills Yes, right a way.
謝了 泰德 要是沒了這藍色藥丸 我還真不知該怎么辦 Thanks, Thadeus. I do not know what I'd do without my blue pills.
你說...藍色...藥丸 Your blue pills
-血壓治療藥 -安眠藥 -Pills for blood. -Sleeping pills.
我感覺已好很多 沒人能阻止我上那架飛機... I'm feeling better already. Nothing can stop me from getting on that plane.
教授 Professor.
我應該找到目標了 他握有那塊石板 我正上傳他的相片過去 I've identified the target. He has the tablet, I'm sending his photo.
太好了 我會告知老板 繼續按計劃行事 Perfect, I'll report it to the boss. Proceed with the plan.
長官 主密室已打通 Sir, we've got access to the mass chamber.
-哇噢 你是天使嗎 -他會沒事的 別擔心 -Hello, are you an angel -He'll be fine. Relax.
我們會帶他去醫院替他洗胃 We'll take him to the hospital and pump his stomach.
好的 我跟他去 Ok, I'll go with him.
他只需要休息幾天就好 別緊張 He just needs to rest for a few days don't worry.
上飛機吧 教授 我會照顧他的 Take your flight Professor. I take good care of him.
地球上仍有許多未發現的古物藏在... There are still hidden archaeological finds...
人煙罕至的地方 那些珍寶等待被人發掘出來... in the most isolated places on the planet...
它們的光芒可以照亮人類 歷史足跡 Jewels waiting to be discovered that will shed light on mankind's past.
人們能見到這些珍寶 都該感謝那位擁有 超凡特質的英雄 Most of them see the light through the man of exceptional qualities...
麥斯威廉·摩登 爵士 有史以來 最棒的探險家 Sir Maximilian Mordon, possibly greatest explorer of our time.
"麥斯摩登 包在身上" Max Mordon on the case.
麥斯摩登 包在身上 Max Mordon on the case.
不管亨伯教授是怎么說 麥斯摩登是最棒的 Professor Humbert can say what he wants, but Max is Mordon the bomb..
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-不 杰夫 下來 -您想要來杯咖啡嗎 教授 -No, Jeff, stop it. -Would you care for more coffee, professor
謝謝 Thanks.
拉若夫教授嗎 Professor Lavrof
-拉若夫教授 很高興見到你 -我也是 亨伯教授 -Professor, Lavrof. Great to see you. -Nice to meet you, professor Humbert.
-噢 我不是亨伯教授 -太巧了 我也不是拉若夫教授 -I'm not Professor Humbert. -Perfect, I'm not Professor Lavrof, either.
他派我來接"你"...我是說 接"亨伯"上車 He sent me to pick you... I mean Humbert... up.
亨伯教授派我接替他 Well, Professor Humbert sent me in his place.
我叫泰德史東 I'm Tad Stone.
-我是說 史東"教授" -我會好好照料你的 史東教授 -I mean, Professor Stone. -I'll take good care of you, Professor Stone.
-對了 你有需要任何東西嗎 -不了 謝謝 我都有 -By the way, is there anything you need -No thanks. I'm OK.
別這樣 我的朋友 弗來迪開市了... Come on, my friend. Now, with Freddy.
如果你在兩分鐘內購物完成 就送你免費的... If you make a purchase in the next two minutes, included at no extra cost...
電子磅秤 或是消脂霜... a digital bathroom scale, or a special cream
是從鯨魚身上提煉的 完全不收錢 whale meat completely free of charge
對那些完全不感興趣 沒問題 還有這些 Not interested in any these products No problem.
別這樣 老板 我有一家子人要養 Come on, boss. I got a family to feed.
好啦好啦 那我買這個 Okay okay. I'll take this.
現在去抓他 Now.Take it.
聰明選擇 老板 這把最好的伸縮夾是中國制 Smart choice, boss. The best frisbee thrower made in China.
終身保固 有幾千種的用途 Lifetime Warranty. Thousands different uses.
-幾千種 比如說 -這就是本產品的魅力所在 -Thousands For what -This is part of the magic of the product.
你必須自己發掘它的用法 You have to find out, for yourself.
看 我老板的女兒來了 Look, here comes the boss lady.
等等 讓我走 Hey wait Let me go
-教授在哪里 -在那 那些人架走他 接著... -Where is the professor -Over there. Those guys took him and...
我的天 他們綁走亨伯教授 Oh my God, they're kidnapping Professor Humbert.
他不是亨伯 他是... Not Humbert. He is...
好一只野狗 Nice mutt.
-是那石板 -這是他的背包 -The stone tablet. -This is his back pack.
聽著 老板的大小姐... Listen, boss lady I...
-來吧 弗來迪 上車 -但那不是... -C'mon, Freddy, to the car. -This is...
別但是了 弗來迪 我們不能讓他們走 No but's Freddy. We we can't let them go.
快點 弗來迪 用跑的 Come on, Freddy run
你們搶錯人了 我沒錢 而且我剛被炒魷魚 You're robbing the wrong man. I'm broke. I just got fired.
閉嘴 Shut up.
-把石板交給我 -什么石板 -Give me the tablet. -What tablet
我們知道你有石板 教授 We know you have it, Professor.
聽我說 首先 我不是教授 我是砌磚工 Ok, A-I'm not a professor, I am a bricklayer.
其次 我也沒有石板 And B, I don't have it.
最后 我知道石板在哪兒 And C, I know where it is.
-加足馬力 快點 -你想害死我倆呀 大小姐 -Step on it Faster -You want us to get killed, boss lady
-甭想 -好吧 你要多少錢 -No way. -Ok, How much do you want
給我200元 我就幫你追上那臺車 Two hundred euros. And I get myself out of here,
就像追我前妻拿走的錢一樣猛 with my ex-wife and my savings.
我不是亨伯教授 我發誓 I'm not Professor Humbert. I swear.
亨伯教授 Professor HUMBERT.
嗯 我可以用非常完美的邏輯來解釋 There's a perfecty logical explanation for this.
那個...那個也可用合理邏輯來解釋 There is also a logical explanation for that too.
等等 在你把我的臉攪成"星冰樂"前 Wait. Before you turn my face into a Frappuccino...
你看看我的護照先 Check-out my passport.
弗來迪騎兵駕到 在此為您服務 Cavalry, Freddy. At your service.
杰夫 你沒事就好 Hey, Jeff. You're OK.
好吧 所以你不是亨伯教授 OK, you're not Professor Humbert.
本來 大小姐 我就想要告訴你了 That boss lady is what I've been trying to tell you.
我叫史東 泰德史東 史東"教授" My name is Stones. Tad Stones. Professor Stones.
-亨伯派我替他來 -真的 -Humbert sent me in his place. -Really
那就奇怪了 他從未提及這名字 That's weird. He never mentioned any Stones.
最后才決定的 那么你 又是哪位 Last minute thing. And you, who are you
我是莎拉·拉若夫 拉若夫教授的女兒 I'm Sarah Lavrof. Professor Lavrof's Daughter.
你與亨伯教授共事多久了 How long have you been working with Professor Humbert
-沒很久 我剛加入 -太妙了 竟是個新手 -Not so long. I'm new. -Oh great, a rookie.
算是啦 但我從五歲就參與挖掘工事 Yes, well. But I've been digging since I was five.
你看起來完全不像是個教授 You don't look like a professor of anything.
那是因為我是起而行的男子漢 That's because I am a man of action.
是嗎 瞧 是個特種部隊耶 Oh really Check-out G.I. Joe.
方才那是當地的迎客之道嗎 Is that kind of welcome normal here
那些人到底要什么 What do these guys want
顯然地 是想要亨伯的石板 Well, obviously Humbert's tablet.
他們知道你有 你將面臨極大危險 They must know you have it. You're in grave danger.
那不要緊 他們嚇唬不了我的 Ah, it's OK. They don't scare me.
杰夫 別玩了 Jeff stop
我的老天 Oh my god.
我不介意 我的房間有時也像這么亂的 Ah don't worry, my room's pretty much like this sometimes.
別像個傻瓜 那些人闖進過辦公室 Do not be a fool. Those guys broke in.
杰夫 過來 Jeff, come here.
是 貝松尼 Belzoni.
-拿給我 -貝松尼 你在這做什么 -Give me that. -Belzoni, what are you doing here
哪 來交換 超級餅干 Here trade. Super Cookie.
這什么 What's this
親愛的 這物品給你保管 我要去馬丘比丘 Dear daughter. Take care of this. I'm going to Machu Picchu.
別讓它落入壞人手里 Do not let it fall into the wrong hands.
-泰德 把你的背包拿過來 -好的 我...要來了 -Tad, bring your bachpack here. -Yes, I'm coming
-那不正是... -另外一半的石板 -Hey, isn't that... -The other half of the tablet.
-它上頭寫什么 -我不知道 它是古奇穆文 -What's it say I don't know. -It's in ancient Chimu.
我父親與亨伯是世上僅存的奇穆族專家 My father and Humbert are the only remaining Chimu experts in the world.
貝松尼 為何他要去馬丘比丘 到底為了什么 Belzoni, why are we going to Machu Picchu Why
快呀 鳥兒 說出來 Come on bird. Speak up
我有語言障礙 What do you want
他不能言語 也不要叫他鳥兒 He's mute. And don't call him bird.
他覺得那是侮辱 He get's offended.
咱真走運 遇上了一只態度有問題的啞巴鳥 Just our luck. A mute parrot with an attitude problem.
滾開 Buzz off
貝松尼 回正題上 Belzoni, focus.
他變胖了 He's put on weight
他心臟病發作 He had a heart attack
他被骨頭卡住 花生粒 或是毛球 He choked on a chicken bone , peanuts, a hairball.
有人在追他 Someone's chasing him.
誰在追他 貝松尼 是誰 Who's chasing him, Belzoni Belzoni, who
就是那家伙把我架進廂型車里 Hey, that's the guy in the SUV, who kidnapped me.
-我們必須有所行動 -你打算怎做 -We need to do something. -So, what are you going to do
通知警察 Call the police
然后怎么跟警察說 And tell them what
說父親派一只不說話的鳥通知我 ...that my father sent a mute parrot with a message
-不 我要去馬丘比丘 -聽起來很危險 -No. I'm going to Machu Picchu. -That sounds dangerous.
-你確定要一個人去 -你愿意... -Are you sure you shold go alone -Are you offering
一同前往嗎 史東教授 to come along, Professor Stone
哇喔 要我去 我才不想去那么遠... Well, offering... I wouldn't go so far as to...
我愿意 I'm in.
-讓我幫你放行李 -謝謝 -Let me help you with that. -Thanks.
沒問題 我完全聽你的 全聽你的 No problem, I'm totally yours. Totally.
你怎坐我位子上 Hey, what are you doing here
我答應他父親要照顧他女兒 I promised her father I'd look out for his daughter.
若要出遠門 我可多拿五成的酬勞 And I get paid time and a half when I travel.
你也知道 好朋友 我有一家子要養 As you know amigo, I have a family to feed.
現在幾點 喔 不 What time is it Oh no.
太好了 我最喜歡的連續劇 今天這集沒看到... Good. I missed today's episode of My favorite series...
-"安柏的寂寞芳心" -你撐得過去的 -the lonely passion of Amber. -You'll live.
我可以 但安柏能撐得過 Yes, but will Amber live after
那場實驗性的換腦手術... her experimental brain transplant...
使她忘了讓她傷心的彼得嗎 to help her forget Peter who broke her heart
你在想什么 What are you looking at
我在試著了解這些符號的意思 I'm trying to figure out what these signs mean.
拉若夫教授一生 就是為了找尋它 Professor Lavrof has been looking for this, all his life.
為何你稱自己的父親為"教授" Why do you call your dad, "professor"
以考古學家來說 他是最棒的 As an archaeologist, he's the best. Totally.
完全投入 不眠不休 忘了身為人父的角色 Driven, 24/7. Which kind of gets in the way of the father thing.
-石板在他們手上 長官 -好極了 -They have the tablet, sir. -Excellent.
真高興能找到最后那塊... It' ll be great to find the last...
-拉若夫小姐 我真意外的高興啊 -我們以前見過面嗎 -Miss Lavrof what an unexpected pleasure. -Have we met before
就是他 It's him It's him
-我需要那塊石板 -休想 -I need that tablet. -Never.
搶到了 Got it
謝謝你 Thank you.
不 你逃不掉的 No, you won't escape.
不 No.
做得好 貝松尼 Way to go, Belzoni
攔下那只鳥 Stop that bird.
便宜的廚房用具 秘魯最棒的產品 Cheap kitchenware. The best in Peru.
我正在這兒賺老實錢耶 I'm trying to make an honest buck here.
把它給我 小心 Give it to me. Look out
-它掉在車頂上 -知道了 跟我來 -It's on the roof. -Got it. Follow me
我的錯 My bad.
-泰德 我的天 -我很好 你上去拿石板 -Tad, my God. -I'm fine. Get the tablet.
把你的臟手拿開 Get your filthy paws off me.
-你以為你能去哪 -上面 -Where do you think you're going -Upstairs
舉手之勞而已 I'll give you a lift.
泰德 Tad
到手了 長官 We got it, sir.
-車子來接應了 -任務完成 咱們閃人 -The vehicles are ready. -Mission accomplished. Let's bug out..
歷史重演 Instant replay.
奧德修斯 公司 Odessus.
-泰德 我知道他們是奧德修斯的人 -什么公司 -Tad, I know who these guys are. These goons are from Odessus. -What's that
掠奪者 他們意圖奪走石板 Pirates. They mustn't get the tablet.
貝松尼 到這來 Belzoni, here.
-哈 -你笑個什么勁 -Ha -What you are you laughing at
泰德 小心 Tad, look-out
快跑 Run
-我們還活著 -是啊 呃 是什么臭味 -We're alive. -Yes. What's that smell
不是我 我敢發誓 It's not me, I swear.
他們在最后一節車廂 抓住他們 我要那塊石板 They are in the last carriage. Get them, I need that tablet.
-奧德修斯那幫人是誰 -他們在全世界找寶藏 -Who are these Odessus guys -They will seek treasures all over he world.
那幫流氓用騙的 偷的 甚至殺人 只要能得到手 Those guys lie, steal and even murder to get their hands on them.
再轉賣給出價最高的人 And then sell everything to the highest bidder.
他們才不管什么歷史價值或是文化意義 They don't care about history and culture.
他們只要金錢及權力 They just want money and power.
一群貪心的盜賊 Greedy pirates.
假如他們找到黃金城 且傳說的神像又是真的 If they find Paititi, and the legend of statue is true,
那他們就能獲得永生 they'll become immortal.
我們會阻止他們 我們會比他們先找到黃金城 We'll stop them. We'll find Paititi before they do.
兩位 有人追來了 Hey guys, we got company.
我想他們找不到我們了 I think we lost them.
-他們可不是唯一找不到路的人 -別擔心 我的大小姐 -They are not the only one's lost. -Don't worry boss lady.
這具天線接收 GPS 訊號再傳給駱馬 This state of the art GPS with advanced Llamavision
便能帶我們去任何地點 will take us wherever you want.
-只要加點租金 -別鬧了 弗來迪 -for a little extra. -Come on, Freddy.
我可有一家人要養耶 I have a family to feed.
呃 她也算是家人 Well, she's family, too.
好了 馬丘比丘 走吧 我的朋友 Ok, Machu Picchu. Come on my friends.
馬丘比丘 Machu Picchu
-太棒了 -好了嗎 開始辦正事了 -Wow awsome. -Ok, let's get to work
仔細想想 我先去村里找點吃的 你們則去辦正事 On a second thought. I'll go to the village and grab some munchies while you guys get to work.
好 那等會兒見 走吧 泰德 Ok, we'll meet you later. Let's go Tad.
喔 不 我們來遲了 Oh No. We're late.
奧德修斯 的人來過這里 他們肯定把我父親帶走了 The Pirates of Odessus have been here first. They must have taken my father.
-別擔心 莎拉 我們會找到他 -謝了 泰德 -Don't worry Sarah, we'll find him. -Thanks, Tad.
我們找一找 或許能找到 關于父親下落的線索 Let's look around. Maybe we can find some clue where they've taken him.
等等 這個是麥斯摩登 Wait. This is Max Mordon.
-你見過麥斯摩登 -事實上 我是他的頭號粉絲 -You got to meet Max Mordon -Well, actually I'm his number one fan.
-不 你不是 因為我才是 -好啦 是啦 你說是就是 -No, you're not. Because I am. -Okay, sure, if you say so.
-一起幫忙找 好嗎 -好啦 對不起 -Can you help here please -Yeah, sorry. But..
但你看 我有一張 個人親筆簽名照 Look, I have a picture, personally signed.
我和杰夫排了廿五個小時的隊伍 就為了得到它 Me and Jeff stood in line for like 25 hours, just to get it.
你說說看這樣 算不算頭號粉絲呀 Is this is a #1 fan stuff, or what
-誰是蠢德 -他只是寫錯我的名字 -Who is Toad -He misunderstood my name.
-說正經的 你怎么遇見他的 -他是教授的學生之一 -Anyway, how did you meet him -He was one of the Professor's students.
這人是你父親嗎 Is this guy your dad
那這必是你母親 她好美 So this must be your mother, she's pretty.
她生前是很美 She was pretty.
她過世了 現在我只剩父親陪我了 She passed away. Now my dad is all I have left.
喔 我...很遺憾 I'm very sorry.
等會兒 這張相片 Hey, wait. The photo
是在納斯卡沙漠拍攝的 It was taken at Nasca desert.
我父親總說沙漠遺跡里有指往 My father always said these ruins showed the way to
黃金城 類似地圖那樣的東西 Paititi; like a map or something.
-但是他缺少鑰匙 -可是我們有 -But he never had the key for it. -But we do.
那石板就是鑰匙 The tablet is the key.
難怪 奧德修斯 那么想得到它 That's why Odessus want it so badly.
所以下一站... 納斯卡沙漠 So, the next stop... The Nasca desert
現在 如果你在兩分鐘內買下 這支三千型大錘... And now. If you buy a treasure pack 3000 in the next two minutes...
就能買一送一 免運費 它有幾千種用途 you get a second one; shipping and handling absolutely free...
他們都說三千型大錘 是生活不可或缺的工具 terms and conditions apply because of the 3000 packs...
交易的好日子啊 我的大小姐 瞧 我買了漢堡給你 It's market day, boss lady. Look, I got a burger for you.
怎么了 貝松尼 What's wrong, Belzoni
強盜們來了 On the left, look.
-是 奧德修斯 的人 -他們怎么找到的 -It's them, Odessus. -How did they find us
快走 Go
散開找 我要活抓他們 Spread out, I want them alive.
回來 我的熱氣球 Hey, come back. My balloon.
去把直升機備好 Get the white hawks.
往前飛 鳥兒 Hit it, bird.
走開點 DO YOU EVEN.
-我們非得看這出嗎 弗來迪 -當然的啦 老板 -Do we really need to watch this, Freddy -Of course, boss.
今天 安柏將會發現她后母金吉兒 真正的秘密身份 Today, Amber will find out the secret real identity of her stepmother, Ginger.
快聽 他們要說了... Listen, they're about to say it.
安柏 你總是相信 我是你的母親... Amber, you always believed I was your mother...
但真相是... 我 是你的父親 呼... but the truth is... I I am your father.
-什么 -喔 我的老天 -What -Dear sensita.
這是全劇最高潮的一集 This is best chapter ever
漢堡餐好了 The burgers are ready.
納斯卡沙漠必定在那座山后面 The Nasca desert must be just over that mountain.
我真很期待見你父親 我打賭你一定以他為榮 I am really looking forward to meeting your father. I bet you're very proud of him.
當個學者的女兒實在不容易 It is not easy to be the daughter of a scholar.
他們對發現的古物 所投注的關心... They always pay more attention to their discoveries...
多過愛他們的人 than to the people who love them..
當我還小時 我父親幾乎都不在家 When I was a kid, my father was hardly ever at home.
我對我雙親所知不多 I barely knew my parents.
因我五歲時 他們發生車禍 When I was five, they had a car accident.
是我祖母撫養我長大 My grandma raised me.
這曾是我父親的 現在是我的吉祥物 It was my dad's. It's my good luck charm.
有時候... Sometimes...
我仍感覺他沒真的離開 好像在天上眷顧著我 I feel that he's not really gone. Like he's still watching over me.
快看哪 杰夫 是納斯卡沙漠 Oh Check it out Jeff. The Nasca desert.
杰夫 你還好吧 Jeff are you all right
大伙們 我覺得杰夫好像病了 Hey, guys, I think Jeff is sick.
怎么回... What th...
-打起精神 小子 怎么了 -也許他餓了 -Come on, boy. What's wrong -Maybe he's hungry.
這回肯定嚴重了 他對超級餅干沒有反應 This has to be serious. He doesn't react to super cookies.
老板 我們有麻煩了 Boss, we have a problem here.
-這是什么 杰夫 -追蹤裝置 -What's this, Jeff -A tracking device.
小心你的鳥兒 In their groin.
-教授 -莎拉 -Professor. -Sara.
-我終于找到你了 -你不該來這里的 -I finally found you. -You shouldn't be here.
-我是來救你的 -救我 -I've come to save you. -Save me
我想你現在和我一樣成囚犯了 I think you're just as much of a prisoner as I am.
你要說的就只有這句嗎 Is that's all you have to say
我大老遠從好市多到這來救你 I come all this way from Cuzco to get you.
-我也是 -你是誰 -Me too. -Who are you
-麥斯 你怎會在這 你還好嗎 -沒事 別擔心 -Max, what are you doing here, are you all rightl -Yeah, don't worry.
這群盜墓者綁我來 只因我是 世上最偉大的木乃伊與... These grave robbers have kidnapped me because I am the world's greatest expert in mummies and...
-古埃及石棺的專家 -麥斯摩登 真的是你嗎 -and sarcophagi of ancient Egypt. -Max Mordon, is it really you
在這么多專家中 他們卻 偏要綁架這個小丑 They had to kidnap this clown. Of all people.
甜心 沒有比看到你更高興的了 Sweetie, I've never been more happy to see you.
-我也是 -我也是 我是你的頭... -Me you. -Me too. I'm your number one...
二號粉絲 number two, fan.
以及從五歲起就訂閱 國家巖石學雜志了 And National Petro graphic subscriber since I was five.
我還不知你叫什么 I didn't catch your name.
蠢德 泰德史東 Toad, Tad Stone.
史東教授 亨伯教授派他接替 Professor Stone. Dr. Humbert sent him in his place.
教授 真的嗎 Professor Really
朋友 機關槍不錯喲 不過看來舊了些 Hey, amigo. Nice machine gun, but it looks old.
別擔心 我的朋友 讓我為您介紹這支全新... Don't worry my friend. Let me introduce you to the brand new...
Hyperproper 250 Hyper performance 250.
附50發免費子彈 紅外線瞄準器 雙扳機功能 50 bullets and two triggers for just...
你們干嘛 What are you doing
寶貝 把他們要的給他 我保證他們會放我們走 Dame, just give them what they want and I'm sure they'll let us go.
拉若夫小姐 可以把石板給我嗎 拜托 Miss Lavrof may I have the tablet, please
你沒把它帶來 對吧 You didn't bring it here, did you
太好了 我真不敢相信 Oh great, I can't believe it.
他在做啥 What's he doing
這塊石板是開啟通往黃金城 地圖的鑰匙 This tablet is a key piece of the map that leads to Paititi.
我這一生就是在等此刻 I've been waiting for this moment, my whole life.
結果所有這一切都落在盜賊的手里 And now everything is in hands of these pirates.
-現在 教授 該你了 -絕不 我寧愿去死 -Well, professor, your turn. -Never. I prefer to die.
這嚇唬不了我 That won't work.
好啦好啦 你贏了 放過我女兒 Ok, you win. Leave her alone.
從黑峰上 美洲獅見到 一顆紅色星星 From the black peak, the puma sees the red star.
在雨季的第二個滿月 溪水流過巨蟒的表皮 In the second moon of the rains, the water's trail goes over the anaconda's skin ..
但不要相信堅硬的巖石 因為有時羊駝的軟毛更硬 But don't trust the solid rock. For sometimes the alpaca's soft hair is stronger.
紅色星星當然是指火星 雨季的第二個滿月是四月... The Red Star is Mars of course, the second moon of rain is, April...
而火星當時正位在 星空的東北象限 and Mars is in the northeastern quadrant during that time.
這層墻壁都是玄武巖石塊 There is a formation of basaltic rocks here.
但不要相信堅硬的巖石... But don't trust the solid rock.
-啊 這句應是老巫師的胡言罷了 -好了 -The babbling of an old shaman. -Got it.
開始行動 我帶摩登與教授走 Let's mobilize. I'll take Mordon and the profesor.
留下女生在這里當人質 The girl stays as collateral.
若她不屈的老爸不配合 她就得死 If her esteemed father doesn't cooperate, she's dead, ok
你最好別碰她半根汗毛 You better not lay a finger on her
對不起 Sorry, sorry.
-要彼此照應 -麥斯摩登 包在身上 -Take care of yourself. -Max on the case.
相信我 親愛的 Trust me, dearest.
若我父親發生不幸 我絕不會原諒自己 If anything happens to my father, I'll never forgive myself
我會加入考古行列 也是為了能陪伴他 I got into archeology so I could be closer to him.
我們逃得掉的 相信我 We'll get out of here, trust me.
不要相信堅硬的巖石 因為有時羊駝的軟毛更硬 Don't trust the solid rock for sometimes the alpaca's soft hair is stronger.
我父親不會忽略這種細節的 他到底想告訴我什么 My father wouldn't ignore something like that. What he was trying to tell me
想都別想 弗來迪 Don't even think about it, Freddy.
當然沒想 大小姐 我是個商人 不是賊 Of course not boss lady. I am a businessman, not a thief.
而這可是件好商品 And this is good business.
你看 墻壁后面另有東西 Check this out, there's something back there.
-在墻壁后面 -這不面墻壁 這是一扇門 -Behind the wall -This is not a wall, This is a door.
相信我 我知道我在說什么 Believe me, I know what I am talking about.
這就對了 別相信堅硬的巖石 That's it. Don't trust the solid rock.
那塊石板就是開此門的鑰匙 The tablet was just the key to open it.
幫我推 莎拉 Help me Sara.
弗來迪 過來一起推好嗎 Freddy, can we get a hand here
馬上來 我拿工具過去 In a minute, I'm doing an inventory.
但不要相信堅硬的巖石 因為有時羊駝的軟毛更硬 But, don't trust the solid rock for sometimes the alpaca's soft hair is stronger.
這是羊駝毛布 This is alpaca wool.
而這是往黃金城的真正地圖 And this is the real map to Paititi.
我父親想告訴我就是這個 This is what my father was trying to say.
所以那些 奧德修斯 的人 So the Odysseus guys
要前往錯誤地點挖掘 are going to dig in the wrong place.
做得好 教授 Well done Professor.
兄弟 你怎進到這里面的 Hey buddy, how did you get in here
等一下 如果你進得來 就表示有路出去 Wait a minute, if your here it means there has to be a way out
是走這嗎 It's that way
-怎么... -我什么也沒碰 -What th... -I didn't touch anything.
杰夫 我們要找到出口 快點 Jeff, we have to find a way out. Hurry
我去解譯地圖內容 弗來迪 想想辦法 幫泰德忙 And I have to decifer the map. Freddy do something, help Tad.
還好 我隨身攜帶了這本 Thank goodness, I never leave home without this.
那本是什么 What's that
101 種避免慘死的方法 101 ways of how to avoid a dying a horrible, miserable, escruciating, painful death.
第一步 先評估遇到的危險等級 Step one, determine the level of visible risk.
你是真的快要死了 還是過度反應 Are you seriously about to die Or just over-reacting
是呀 我們只是過度反應 正經點 Yes, we are over-reacting. Come on.
蛇與樹 蛇與樹 沒錯 蛇代表河流 The serpent and the tree, that's it. The snake's a river.
第二步 保持冷靜 不要驚慌 Step two remain calm. Don't panic.
驚慌導致歇斯底里 歇斯底里導致絕望 Panic leads to hysteria hysteria and leads to
那樣你就沒法解決問題 desparation, and brings no solution.
"大夫" 那本書有沒有 真正受用的解決方法 Dah, Is there anything actually useful in that book
第三步 跳出思考框架來想 Step three, think outside the box
我也想 假如能先逃出去的話 I would if we could get outside the box
等等 我想杰夫找到... Wait, I think Jeff has found...
出口了 The way out..
螺線象征空氣 旋轉的空氣 對 就是風 Spirals symbolize the air. Air, wind. That's it
拜托 杰夫 專心點 第一步 保持冷靜 Come on Jeff, focus. Step one, stay calm.
-那是第二步 -好啦 第二步 -That was step two. -Ok, step two.
但你不能沒經過第一步 就跳到第二步 You can't go on to second two, without doing step one first.
那么第一步又是什么 And what was step one
我再查查 弄得這么緊張我都... I'll have a look. all this excitement, I...
樹代表土 河即是水 土 水 風 還有火... Trees are the earth, the river's water. Earth, water, wind and fire.
-就是大地之母 -第一步 在哪呢 -The mother of nature. -Step one.
別找了 杰夫 拜托 沒時間了 Forget it. Jeff, please we have no time
-那野狗找到出口了 -但愿如此 -Has the mut found the escape -I hope so.
做得好 杰夫 Way to go Jeff.
第四步 若你找到出口 快逃 Step Four: If you find the exit. Use it.
沒錯 就是這樣 所有圖像皆指向叢林 Yes, yes, all the symbols point to the jungle.
奧德修斯 卻在沙漠中挖掘 我知道黃金城位置了 Odessus are digging in the desert. I know where Paititi is, I know it.
動作快 莎拉 我們快點逃出去 Come on Sarah, let's get out of here.
-做得好 杰夫 你辦到了 兄弟 -你最棒了 -Well done Jeff, you did it, buddy.. -You're the best.
貝松尼 你一根毛也沒少耶 Hey, Belzoni. You're still in one piece
你也喜歡她了 對吧 You love her too, don't you
好了 第五步 如果成功脫險 轉過身 回家去 Ok step five, if escape is successful. Turn around and go home.
-什么 -是啊 我受夠了 -What -Yes, I've had enough.
-我們不能現在走 -對呀 黃金神像絕不能落入... -We can't go now. -The golden statue musn't...
奧德修斯 的手中 fall into the hands of Odessus.
那么要我留在這么危險的地方 Well if I could get a big bonus for...
如果能多加一些酬勞的話... working in these terrible conditions...
那代表"不"嗎 Is that a "no"
我們得加快腳步 搶在他們... We need to move fast before Kopponen
發現挖錯地點之前到達 realizes they're digging in the wrong place.
弗來迪 你會開挖土機嗎 Freddy, can you drive an excavator
開1小時收費 35 元 外加每路收20分錢 $ 35 per hour, plus 20 cents a mile..
別理他 這我可是專家 Forget him, I'm an expert.
跳上來吧 Hop on..
-你怎學會開它的 -在大都會施工時學的 -How'd you learn to drive this thing -Oh in the metro works..
-大都會施工 -啊 對呀 -The metro works -Yeah.
-聽著莎拉 事實上是 -你曾參與過大都會博物館 -Sara Look, the truth is -You worked on the Metropolitan Museum
的考古挖掘計劃 excavation project
哇 真了不起 他們只讓最棒的人參加 Wow. I'm impressed. They only choose the best.
是啊 我就是這樣入選的 Yeah, that's how I roll.
媽 媽 別死在我懷里 你還未體驗完人生呢 No mother you can't die now. You haven't finished your will yet.
哦 不媽媽 堅強起來 Hold on mother Be strong.
你說得對 弗來迪 這出戲真好看 You'e right.Freddy, this series is great.
-我們在此過夜吧 -我也正想睡 好朋友 -We'll spend the night here. -Works for me, amigo.
別擔心 我相信 你父親會沒事的 Don't worry, I'm sure your father will be alright.
我只是很高興有麥斯陪他 I'm just glad Max is with him.
想必你對將和麥斯摩登 結婚而興奮... You must be excited about marrying Max Morden...
他可能是這世上最適合 你的單身漢 possibly the most eligible bachelor on earth.
是啊 他是位好人 有趣 英俊 又有名氣 Yeah, he's a good man: he's funny, handsome, famous...
但他是個工作狂 比父親還熱衷 But he's such a workaholic; a lot like my dad.
我相信他會明白 成功 不會帶來任何快樂... Well I'm sure he'll realize that being successful can't make you happy
如果不與心愛的人分享的話 without someone you love to share it with..
希望如此 I hope so.
那你呢 你快樂嗎 And you Are you happy
當然 我正活在當個 考古學家的夢想里 Sure, I'm living my dream, of being an archaeologist.
-我怎會不快樂 -我喜歡你的想法 -How could I not be happy -I like your attitude.
大多數的考古學家只滿意于 他們有重大發現... Most archaeologists I know are only satisfied making big discoveries...
假如他夠幸運的話 只是這種機會實在少之又少 which if they're really lucky, it only comes along once in a blue moon.
但你 不一樣 你是認真的嗎 But you're different. Are you for real
是呀 我想是 Yep, I think so.
我們應該睡了 明天將是辛苦的一天 We should get some sleep. We'll have a hard day tomorrow.
莎拉 有件事我必須告訴你 Sara, there's something I need to tell you.
我不是真的... I'm not a real...
-你剛說啥 -不重要 -You were saying -Never mind.
晚安 Good night.
-你 白癡 -我想他是指你 -Hey, you, idiot. -I think he means to you.
趕快去 免得他把你 切成雜碎面 Better go before he turns you into Chop Suey.
-你確定是這地點 -我當然確定 -Are you sure this is the place -Of course I'm sure.
別叫我白癡 你個大猩猩 And don't call me an idiot. You gorilla
只是想演得逼真點 ...just trying to make it believable.
要是拉若夫教授說假話呢 What if professor Lavrof lied
對我不會 我就要成為他女婿了 Not to me. I'm practically his son-in-law.
正因如此 他似乎不怎么喜歡你 Exactly, he doesn't seem to be fond of you.
-你確定他沒有起疑 -相信我 我可是個名人 -Are you sure he doesn't suspect -Trust me, I'm a celebrity.
根據象形文記載 就是這里 According to the hieroglyphics, this is it
但這里連遺跡也沒有 But there aren't any ruins here.
已經有五百年沒有人 踏足過此處了 It's been 500 years since anyone laid foot here
城市必定淹沒在樹叢之中 The city must be hidden under the vegetation.
假如我的禱告靈驗 下面也能找得到很多鏟子 If my prayers are answered, there will be pretty much shovels waiting there too.
-為何我們不分開來找 -我同意 -Why don't we split up to look for it -I agree.
杰夫 跟我來 Jeff, come here boy.
好極了 又是無人光顧的一天 Great, another day without customers.
噢 快點 杰夫 鼻子貼在地上聞 Come on Jeff, nose to the ground.
泰德 小心點 我們有看見一只美洲獅 Tad, watch out. We've seen a puma.
真的 沒開玩笑 Really No kidding
-弗來迪 伸手拉我一把 -好的 主人 -Freddy, give me a hand. -Olé, maistro.
-各位 各位 我找到了 -你找到什么 -Guys Guys I found it -What have you found
我找到失落之城了 I found the lost city.
24 小時不停挖掘 仍無發現 24 hours digging and still nothing.
那個老笨蛋以為可以戲弄我們 That old coot thinks he can toy with us
想辦法讓那白癡說實話 現在 Make that idiot talk, now
我的天 是黃金城的符號 Oh my God, the symbol of Paititi.
聽起來是空心的 It sounds hollow.
抓住你了 Gotcha.
我不會松手的 And I'm not gonna let you go.
-別再和我玩游戲了 教授 -這地點肯定不正確 -Stop playing with us professor. -This can't be the right place.
下面一定很深 哇喔 It must be really deep.
一 二 三 四... One, two, three, four...
十一 十二 十三... Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
哇 肯定是很深 Wow, must be extremely deep.
現在怎樣 地震嗎 Now what An earthquake
我真該聽從每日占星運勢 以及我腦中的那個聲音 I should have listened to my horoscope. And that little voice in my head.
"今日不宜起床" "Do not get out of bed today."
我們有大麻煩了 We are in deep dog poop.
莎拉 Sara.
我解讀了地圖 黃金城是真的 我們找到入口了 I read the map, the city is real. We found the entrance.
好了 所有工具都架好 我要在 5 分鐘內進入那洞里 Ok, prepare everything. I want to be entering that hole in 5 minutes.
親愛的 老天保佑你沒事 我好擔心 Dearest, thank goodness you're all right. I was so worried.
第二隊 先下去清空區域 Ok, squad two go down and clear the area.
第一隊 把那女孩和教授帶來 Squad one, get the girl and the professor.
第四隊 看好那倆個白癡 把他們綁起來 Squad Four, take care of those idiots. Tie them up.
別為我們擔心 我們不會有事 Don't worry about us. We'll be alright.
槍別指著我 我知道怎么走 Hey, put that away from me I know how to walk.
你變笨了嗎 我們不能讓他倆活著 Are you stupid We can't let these guys live.
他們沒威脅性 秘魯來的那位 只是個走江湖商人 They're no threat, the Peruvian one is a walking home shopping network.
而戴帽子的那位只是個砌磚工人 And the man in the hat is a brick layer.
砌磚工人 A brick layer
我才不管他們的身份 如果 逃走了 會毀了我整個計劃 I don't care what the help they are. If they escape, they could compromise the whole plan.
來了 我的甜心 Coming, my sugar plum.
-哪一個 -嗯 很有趣 -Which one -Well, interesting.
我想 以這兩個入口的位置來判斷... I think, given the position of the two entries...
-最有可能的是... -即使是笨蛋也知道... -it's most likely to be... -Even an idiot would recognize...
印加的符號是哪一個 the Incas marks
左邊那個 The left one.
等一下 在你殺我們之前 可以有最后一個請求嗎 Wait, before you kill us, can we have one last request
超級餅干 A super cookie.
喂 從石頭后面出來 You, get out of there.
那只鳥 Hey, the birds
-那一定很痛 -莎喲娜啦 寶貝 -That's gotta hurt. -Hasta la vista baby.
-現在到神廟里去 -我不要下去那里 -And now to the temple. -I'm not going down there.
據說印加廟里有很危險的東西 They say there are very dead things in those Inca temples.
好吧 那你就和杰夫與貝松尼留在這 Ok, then stay up here with Jeff and Belzoni.
好主意 老板 祝你好運 Great idea, boss. Good luck down there.
來吧 鳥仔腦 咱來玩撲克牌 Come on bird brain let's play poker.
助我一力 老爸 Help me dad.
莎拉 Sara
那是什么 What was that
來自另一個世界的靈魂 印加的靈魂要保護... Spirits from the other side. Inca Spirits protesting the...
這個地方以免遭到褻瀆 profaning of this place.
泰德 Tad
-別再靠過來 -要殺了他嗎 -Don't get any closer. -Should we kill him
-當然 -麥斯 -Of course. -Max
-我是說 當然不要 -當然要 -I mean, of course not. -Of course, "yes".
他是壞人 莎拉 是他下令守衛 要殺掉弗來迪和我 He's evil Sara. He ordered those goons to kill Freddy and me.
我希望你別相信他 他是個病態的騙子 I hope you don't believe him. He is a pathological liar.
我沒說謊 我親眼見你下命令 I'm not lying, I saw you giving the order.
所以你沒騙人 那么當你告訴莎拉你是考古學家時 Oh, so you're not lying And when you told Sara you're an archaeologist...
你也沒說謊 ...you wern't lying either
-泰德 他在說什么 -說呀 史東"教授" -Tad, what's he talking about -Come on, Professor Stone.
告訴莎拉你的真實身份 他是個建筑工人 Tell Sara who you really are. He's a construction worker.
一個砌磚工人 無名小卒 A bricklayer. A nobody.
什么 泰德 是真的嗎 What Tad, is that true
好吧 他說對了 我騙了你 我偽造了自己的身份 Ok, yes, he's right, I lied to you. I'm just a big phony.
-但你要知道... -夠了 蠢德 -But you need to know... -That's enough... Toad.
能殺了他嗎 老板 Can't we just kill him boss
老板 麥斯 這到底怎么回事 Boss Max, what's going on
-沒時間處理這些了 麥斯 -好 好 -We don't have time for this, Max. -Ok, Ok.
莎拉聽著 我做這些是為了我... 呃 為我們 Sara look, I'm doing this for me... For us.
-為我們的未來 -你綁走我的父親 -For our future. -You kidnapped my father
這是不得已的 我們沒打算要傷害他 It was necessary. We were never planning to harm him.
你還想要殺了弗來迪和泰德 You tried to kill Freddy and Tad.
怎么說呢 我可以解釋 Well, I can explain.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry, sorry.
你會因此后悔的 卡卜能 You're going to regret that. Kopponen.
我唯一后悔的事就是答應嫁給你 The only thing I regret is the day I said I'd marry you.
想到你曾是我的偶像 你這個騙子 And to think you were my roll model. You're a fraud.
閉嘴 猴子 走 Shut up you monkey. Move.
我怎會瞎了眼 愛上這樣的一個人 How could I be so blind How could I fall in love with a guy like that
這不是你的錯 我也被愚弄了 他是個騙子 It's not your fault.He fooled me, too. He's a liar.
你也是 你一直都沒說實話 So are you. You've been lying to me all this time.
我很抱歉 莎拉 我一直想告訴你實話 但... I'm sorry Sarah. I tried tell you the truth...
-我是怕你聽了... -算了 泰德 你騙了我 -But, I was afraid you wouldn't... -Forget Tad, You lied to me.
我相信你 一直都相信你 I trusted you, I really trusted you.
莎拉 救我 Sara, help me.
-抓住我的手 -你能拉我上來嗎 -Take my hand. -Can you pull me up
當然能 但你先告訴我 有哪部份你說的是真的 Sure I can, but first tell me if anything you said about yourself was true.
我曾是麥斯摩登的頭號粉絲 I was the Max Mordon's #1 fan.
這一定是木乃伊的杰作 它們還活著 我親眼見過 This must be the mummies' work. They're alive, I've seen them.
別傻了 如果它們還活著 就不是木乃伊了 Don't be silly. If they were alive, they wouldn't be mummies.
-這是言辭上的矛盾 -不管是不是 -It's a contradiction in terms. -Whatever they are.
-他們在這里 而且還在歡呼 -好極了 猴子 -They're here. they're cheesed-off. -Well done monkey.
你這個畜生 根本不關心 我們可能會死在那里 You swine, you didn't care that we could have been killed down there
說老實話 親愛的 你父親才是我要的人 To be honest darling, your father is the one who I really need.
現在繼續走 Now move.
看 是結繩 Look, keepus.
印加人用它們來計算物資多寡 The Incas used them to keep track of their supplies.
白色代表銀 黃色代表金 棕色代表銅 White for silver, yellow for gold and brown for bronze.
別一臉驚訝樣 我也不是完全都不懂 Oh don't look so shocked. I'm not a total ignoramus.
現在該怎么做 So now what
看 那里 那扇門必定是通往 黃金神像密室的入口 Look, there. That has to be the entrance to the chamber of the golden statue.
拉下正確的結繩 就可打開門 Pulling the right keepu, is our ticket in.
教授 指點一下吧 Professor, enlighten us.
噢 是喔 好似我就該告訴你 Oh sure, like I'm gonna tell you.
沒關系 我自己動手 Okay, fine you worthless old fart.
黃色代表金子 Yellow is gold.
這整間房是個活動陷阱 The whole room is a booby trap.
莎拉 教授 靠緊墻壁站 Sara, professor, against the walls.
-但他不知道該拉哪條... -照他說的做 -But he does not know what... -Just do it.
你這白癡 卡卜能 殺了他 You idiot Kopponen, kill him.
泰德 是紅色結繩 拉那條就對了 Tad, the red kepu. That's the right one.
莎拉 Sara.
再見了 笨蛋 So long, suckers.
爸爸 Dad.
是黃金神像 The golden statue.
住手 人類 黃金神像生氣了 Stop human. The golden idol is off limits.
準備受死吧 Prepare to die.
好 好 我很抱歉 我真的很抱歉 Ok, ok, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
我保衛這尊神像 已經 500 年之久了 I protected this statue for 500 years.
你別妄想成為能偷走的那個人 And you're not going to be the one who steals it.
請你原諒我 我投降 Forgive me, please. I surrender.
-請不要射殺我 -射殺你 -Please don't shoot me. -Shoot you
這又不是槍 它只是... This isn't a gun, It's just a...
現在 我將獲得永生 Now I will get eternal life.
-沒這么快 -滾開 泰德史東 -Not so fast -Get lost, Tad Stones.
試試看啊 麥斯蠢蛋 Make me, Max "Moron".
-如你所愿 -救命 -As you wish. -Help, He..ll..p.
-你還好嗎 先生 -你還真是愛救人 -Are you alright sir -You're a real life saver.
-可惜 它早就已死了 -是我的鉛錘 -This bag, is already dead. -My Plumb.
你以為可以打敗我的新寵物 Do you think you gonna defeat my new pet
-放棄吧 蠢德 -打贏我再說 蠢蛋 -Give it up, Toad. -Fight me, Mordon.
-麥斯 不要 -莎拉 歡迎來看這場秀 -Max no. -Sara, welcome to the show.
今天我們要表演"擠扁蟲子" Today we're squashing a bug.
這是最后一次費心提防你了 This is the last time I have to worry about you...
可悲的砌磚工人 pathetic bricklayer.
-耶 -不 -Yes -No
太可惜了 蠢德 你輸了 Too bad toad. Looser
-現在他變成不死身了 -不要靠近他 只要靜靜等著 -Now, he's gonna be immortal. -Don't get any closer, just wait.
我覺得充滿活力 I'm full of life
什么 我怎么了 What What's happening to me
你也許得永生了 但不是你想的那樣 You may be immortal. But not as you would expect.
這就是永生的代價 麥斯蠢蛋 This is the price for eternal life, Max "Moron".
不 不 這不是真的 No, this can't be.
-莎拉 救我 -離我遠點 -Sara, help me. -Get away from me.
別擔心 你還是一樣英俊 以木乃伊來說 Don't worry, you're still quite handsome for a mummy, really.
你很適合這里的 You'll fit in right in here.
不 一定有辦法可以解開詛咒 No, no, there must be an antidote to reverse this curse.
不 并沒有 這就是為何木乃伊還活著之故 No, there isn't. This is the reason why the mummie' s still live.
木乃伊不可能是活的 這是言辭上的矛盾 Mummies can't be live. It's a contradiction.in terms.
哦 太好了 她對木乃伊也有誤解 Oh, oh, this is great, she's got mummy issues, too.
快去看醫生吧 你們 Get some therapy, people.
帶他過來 Take him here.
想都別想 蠢德 Don't even think about it, Toad.
我名叫"泰德" My name is Tad.
你要如何處置 宰了他 不過想想 有點沒道理 What are you gonna do, kill him Pretty pointless if you to think about it.
我的天 印加的寶藏 它真的存在 Oh my God, the treasure of the Incas. It is rich
帶他到最暗的一間 他會很享受那間永生牢房的 Take him to our darkest cell. He'll enjoy eternal jail.
什么 不 What No, no.
你以為你在對誰說話 你不能這樣做 我是麥斯摩登... Who do you think you are talking to You can't do that. I'm Max Mordon...
我是世上最有名的考古學家 I am the most famous archaeologist in the world
你打算怎么處置我們 What are you planning on doing with us
嗯 根據手則 你必須變成 木乃伊... According to the manual, You should become a mummy...
或是得死 or die.
-我救了你一命 -但規定是死的 -Hey, I saved your life. -But rules are rules.
如果我讓你們走 你能保證 從此讓我們清靜過活 If I let you go, could you guarantee me you'll let us live in peace
這是我最珍貴的寶物 是我父親的袖扣 This is my most valuable treasure. It belonged to my father.
請你收下它 Please take it.
這是我向你保證往后不會 再有人能找到這個地方 This is my promise; no one will ever find out about this place.
好好保管它 Keep it safe.
你是我遇過最棒的人類 You're the best living people I've ever met.
那么 就此道別 Well, this is goodbye.
-祝你一生快樂 -你也是 我是說... -Have a good life. -You too, I mean...
你知道我的意思 You know what I mean.
一只啞巴鳥也能出好牌 A mute parrot who is also a card shark
我一定被下詛咒 現在全輸光了 輸光了 I must be cursed. Now I have nothing, nothing
-錢不是萬能的 -我窮到完全不信你說的 -Money isn't everything. -I am too broke to believe that.
好兄弟 Hey buddy.
各位 你們回來了 而且還活著 Hey guys, you're back. And alive
-那群壞人的下場怎樣 -他們 不在了 -What happened to the bad guys -They... gone.
我們沒找到任何東西 任務到此結束 We didn't find anything. Everything's over.
那么黃金神像呢 還有寶藏 What about the golden statue And the treasure
恐怕有關黃金城的傳說 仍然會繼續流傳很長一段時間 I afraid the legend of Paititi will be keep being a legend for a long time.
所以我們一無所獲 我們既不會富有也不能成名 So it was all for nothing We are not going to be rich and famous
不需要富有且成名 弗來迪 世上還有其它的寶藏 There's no need to be rich and famous Freddy. There are better treasures.
最棒的財富就是和你愛的人在一起 The best one, is being with the people you love.
啦啦啦 隨你怎么說 Blah, blah, whatever you say.
我要怎么和我家人說 我跋涉數千里... How will I explain to my family that I've traveled a 1000 miles...
結果只賣出一支伸縮夾 just only to sell a stinking Swiss pincher
我喜歡那支萬用伸縮夾耶 Hey, I liked that Swiss pincher.
你還好嗎 Hey, are you ok
嗯 很好 Yeah.
失落之城依舊失落 The Lost City remains lost.
但我們卻找到更多 By the way, we found so much more.
麥斯的事很抱歉 要再找到 另一位真正英雄不那么容易 Sorry about Max. It's not going to be easy to find another true hero.
-我已經找到了 -真的 是誰 -I already have. -Really Who
史東 泰德史東 Stones. Tad Stones.
-我喜歡你 莎拉 -我也喜歡你 泰德 -I dig you Sara. -I dig you too, Tad.
喲 杰夫 患難與共的好兄弟 對吧 接著 Yo Jeff, through thick and thin, huh buddy. Fetch.